size matters?

These little leopard print tights are just another reason why i’d like miniaturise myself today.

Here’s what else i have on my mini agenda:

– Go water sliding down a straw.
– Ride a mouse.
– Hide from the tax man inside peanut shell.
– Wear Barbie’s bathers.
– Look down Ken’s pants.

Its clearly not going to happen, so i am going to make these mini pies instead and eat them all by myself!

nom, nom, nom…

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