high-five friday

as a high-five connoisseur, i have got to say, today is going to be a good day, i can feel it. i can also see it, in the form of high-fives. seen as though i love them sooo much and i cant physically give you one right now like i really really want to… here are a few for this fantastic Friday! high-five!

send one to a friend…

internet 5

get one free with your coffee…

menu board 5

give one on the escalators… (or at least watch the video).


inquire within…

card 5

because high-fives are pretty great!

sign post 5

give someone a high-five today, because you can.


bicycle art

calling all artist, photographers and lovers of bicycles..

want to be a part of a photographic show for Sydney’s Bike Film Festival?

Yimmy Yayo is on the call out for photographic submissions. the only requirement is that it, in someway, should reference our two wheeled friend.
its going to be held on the 12th of November at the new ‘Lucky & Wolf’ gallery in Darlinghurst, in conjunction with another art show running at the Monster Children Gallery.

so get on the case, get your cameras out, your creative caps on and your cool street cruiser on the ready…

find out more and send your submissions here.


nye is coming…

“what are you doing for new years eve?” the question i am already hearing bounce more frequently from friends lips. “im not staying in sydney”, “im just going to be a massive chilla”, “um, find a sweet ass house party”, some of the common answers that i have been hearing bounce back. no suprise, they are the same every year and every year a few days before – the panic sets in…

so why not hit up the ‘purple sneakers NYE house party’? held on all 3 levels at Sydney university’s Manning House. rippingly fantastic line up consists of The Grates, Philadelphia Grand Jury, DZ , The Boxer Rebellion, Ponytail, Baddies, Red Riders + more to be announced.

get your early bird tix here.

house party

watch this space

futuristic to say the least. womens/mens/aliens. a vast array of time tellers for your limbs.nooka.com based in LA – but they will send them to your door if you contact them on the interweb – little time travelers.


when romance was born

each kwirky themed collection is a combination of knitted frocks, croshay cardigans, funky footwear and flamboyant prints. all correlated with sequined, shelled and sparkling headdresses. these costumes / classic items of clothing are all expressive and exquisitely executed. utilising props galore within each of their shoots. its a little hard to imagine what they would look like on a saturday night out on the town, when they are shot with so many elaborate extras. but now i own a few items, its easy to see, how fabulous they really are, even on ordinary little old me.



for your viewing pleasure. the world’s first multi-touch mouse. brought to you by the one and only Apple – launched conveniently two hours after Windows launch their new operating system –Windows 7. clever, clever, clever… and oh so cheeky.


5 things to do when…

…Twitter goes down. you spiral emotionally, unsure.


what do I do now?

when affronted with the fail whale, your nerdy world unravels.


don’t worry. i’m here. allow me to bring you into my electrical bosom and nurture you with my words.

care for you. touch you inappropriately.

ok. forget the last thing.

here are five things to do when Twitter goes down.

1. Write Statements of 141 Characters And Revel In The Excess

for months, you’ve been tethered to the 140 character maxim.

think about all the things you wanted to say but couldn’t.

now write them all out. pretty crappy, right?

yes. your intellect is much better constrained.

2. Pre-Shrink All Of Your URLS.

when Twitter’s down, it’s the perfect time for you to seek out nerdy links.

mashable. techcrunch.

read write something.

pre-shrink them all so you can swiftly assault your following with dozens of links to beautiful new WordPress themes.

yes. because that’s what they want.

3. Constantly Refresh Twitter While Crying.

look, i’m not saying i do this.

unless we’re at a point where people think that this is cool?

we at that point yet? no?

i don’t do this.

4. Get A Hobby.

now that you have a few moments without twitter, why not do something different?’

basket-weaving? paint-by-numbers? black tar heroin?


5. Repair Obviously-Destroyed Relationships.

take a good, hard look at the life around you.

when you were re-tweeting alyssa milano’s links, your partner started having an emotional relationship with that shithead douche from Facebook.

your family don’t know who you are anymore.

you know the people in your life whose names don’t start with an @ sign?

call them.

if you’d like more of my electrical bosom, follow me here.

i’ll be here, Facebook-stalking douche.

weeeeet. ♥

summer is near

i have a new obsession.

they are gooey, skin coloured, round and the handiest little invention i have come across in a long while. yep you guessed it… nipple covers. summer is just around the corner, so get your hands on a pair of these! they also do the handy hollywood tape, mirrors with built in lights and the cami shapers that are amazing, to embarrassing to buy in store? check them out here online. hello summer love’n.