chuck norris protects this page

because i just drank coffee and no one will talk to me…
if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you – there is no ‘ctrl’ button on chuck norris’s computer because, chuck norris is always in control – outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with chuck norris – chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open – chuck norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is – chuck norris is suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you – chuck norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise – chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird – chuck norris doesn’t read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants – chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. ba ba boom.