Shorts for When Your Legs Are Not Sticks


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Not to Catfish you guys or anything… but… I am not Alexa Chung.

I know. Just calm down and relax.

God bless Alexa, though, and her legs that run the length of the Nile, and her thighs that could cause my own elbows to weep. If I had her legs I’d probably forgo pants altogether and instead would exist solely in my underwear.

A few friends of mine are blessed with such gams — if they weren’t I’d probably assume Chung’s were a beautiful myth, birthed from the mind of someone so offended by bread that they created an deity to trick girls into shying away from carbohydrate heaven. But these long genetic wonders exist in real life, connected to the torsos of my girlfriends who only do squats when they drop something. Bitchessss.

Me, on the other hand. Me, not so much. I’m tall, which is cool, it allows me to hold a few extra kilos graciously, my thighs however mean business — a fact that I’ve come to terms with mostly because without them I don’t know what would hold up my voluptuous butt. And I do workout, and sometimes I take the stairs, but there are certain moments in every woman’s life where she has to look in the mirror and say, “regardless of gym time, this ‘fill-in-the-blank’ style is just not for me.”

That’s not to say don’t flaunt what your mumma gave you.

But it does mean KNOW YOUR BODY. Know your shape, know what works, and then learn how to adapt the look you’re going for into one that makes sense for you. This summer, for example, I’ve finally realised that instead of obsessing about my thighs’ relentless demands to exist, I’m going to accept that denim thongs are not my friends.

But you know what are?

Wide-legged cutoffs with the chop on an angle.
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And skirted shorts. Ripped denim shorts. Anything to give the illusion of an A-line or boyline, with at least an inch of space required between thigh and hem.

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If there’s a high waist, great. If the hip is dropped low, cool. Yes please to pleats and quasi-athletic cuts. But what me and my thighs definitely need in order to exist in harmony is enough room to make like Lupe Fiasco and kick, push, kick, push. That’s all we ask.

Now who wants a sandwich?

❤ LN


2015 Pirelli Calendar – Sneak Peek!

THE Pirelli calendar (aka The Cal) is a much talked about publication released yearly of the worlds most beautiful and semi-naked women, however a physical form (of the publication) is rarely seen – you can’t buy it in a shop, or order it online, it is “sent” to the select few, and the great thing about it is that no one knows who. The mystery behind the annual 12-page celebration of the female form creates anticipation and hype that most fashion and beauty lovers could only dream of; and almost two months after briefly disclosing that Steven Meisel will snap the 2015 Pirelli Calendar, the Italian tyre maker has shared some teaser photos from his work on the project.

This year, Mr Steve Meisel was kind enough to throw in the first plus size model, Candice Huffine into the mix because duh, curves are super sexy.

Stay tuned for more images once the calendar is released in full.
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Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.42.12 AM Lets get inspired. Lets make the most of everyday . Lets get excited about life, and lets do it together. Little nerdy is back for your weekly dose of mental goodness. ❤ LN.


Another talented photographer in the public eye, Marc Philbert is the newest name on all arty farty photo loving lips. Freezing beautiful, sexual and sensual moments in time, capturing women in compromising positions for colourful campaigns. Playing with colour, curves (or lack there of) and manipulating the imagery into the perfect compositions of lustful eye candy. Makes me want to get mountains of makeup and take to my friends for a photo filled fashion frenzy. x



get cultured

As westerners we tend to get lost in the images of robes and prayers, forgetting that Monks tend to live the same daily routines as most of us do.
Developed over the past year at the Gyuto monastery in the foothills of the Northern Indian Mountains, an exhibition by Toby Wilkinson captures the essence of the Gyuto community as both ordinary men and highly realised monks.
The exabition isnt just a collaboration phenomenal imagery, but also includes daily meditations, public talks, the famous ‘Culture for Kids’ classes and a series of Buddhist teachings by Gen Lama.

Bondi Pavillion 19-31 January 2010 – Entry by donation.

scorching summer sales

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Sexy shades, slouching shawls, sterling silver, stunning swimmers, slick shoes, with AM and Karen Walker eyewere, Buddhist Punk and the luscious Lucette just to name a few. The summer stuffed retail sale goes on…daily.

So quit stalling, go sign up. Thread People.

Want to commit virtual suicide?

Many of us spend time at social-networking sites like Facebook, MySpace or LinkedIn. If you use those sites, you know how easy it is to happily fritter away hours in the Twitterverse or some other online community. But what happens if you get sick of all those messages on your Facebook wall? If you just can’t stand the chatter anymore?

Now one Web site is encouraging you to end it all — virtually.

Think about it… It doesn’t make your life better, we did without it before, but now it makes us think we’re always missing something. And above all, it actually makes you more stupid.

The idea of the “Web 2.0 Suicide Machine” is to abandon your virtual life. Would you dare do it? End it all, cut all ties and jump off the virtual edge? Commit virtual suicide?

Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

Dreams money can buy…

Come one, come all… Pedestrian TV and The Daily Sydney Present: The Emergency “Dreams Money Can Buy” Album Launch.

The EmergencyFashion Launches Rocket Launches (Comprised of members from Midnight Juggernauts, Lost Valentinos & Mercy Arms), SoftwarNo Art and just announced: Panache Chants and Goldrush – Direct from LA.

Sat Jan 9th – Civic Underground Syd – 388 Pitt St – $15+bf or at the door…

It will, be awesome.